Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers and a round nose sits

and a round nose sits at the bottom

Large golden-yellow block letters read "FISH EATERS" across the center

CALIFORNIA" above distressed orange text reading "ORANGE" with a vintage cartoon anthropomorphic orange character carrying a baseball bat

nobody wanted one

" across the top of a navy blue vintage fruit crate label bordered by a yellow stripe

Fukitol - Unisex T-Shirt three rivers and a round nose sitsFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"