Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Long Sleeve T-Shirt three rivers a detailed coral-pink lobster illustration

a detailed coral-pink lobster illustration faces forward at left

They belonged to an era when small-league teams were the soul of local pride

or acknowledge each other in public takes a specific kind of commitment

Junior's just there to confirm every worst instinct

" White serif text reads "ADAMS COLLEGE • 1984" above small golden-yellow text reading "POWERED BY TRICHLOROMETHYLENE" and a checkered racing emblem

Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads - Long Sleeve T-Shirt three rivers a detailed coral-pink lobster illustrationRequesting sharks with frickin' laser beams is just basic villain infrastructure, not some luxury line item. Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly. Inspired by Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. The Details: Bold red italic script text reads "Sharks" above smaller golden yellow lowercase text reading "with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads." A teal cartoon shark with