Beach Better Have My Money - Unisex Hoodie Size:S smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

speckled texture throughout

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "AMERICA'S MULLET

Charles Lee

which is peak tone-deaf corporate branding even by Outer Rim standards

Beach Better Have My Money - Unisex Hoodie Size:S smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTONMetal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity. The sand owes this man a living, and he brought a receipt. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Beach" above bold weathered white block letters reading "BETTER HAVE MY MONEY." A white silhouette of a person hunched over a metal detector stands beside a palm tree on a small sand mound, with three seagulls in flight