Smoke Brisket Not Meth v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL They didn't ask for this

They didn't ask for this life

Navy hand-lettered cursive text reads "Newporter inn" above a mid-century illustration of a figure steering a sailboat with olive sails on navy waves

and one hand raising a middle finger

" Bold distressed white text with red outlines reads "WILL HUNTING ORCHARDS" between red horizontal lines

Gray curved uppercase text reads "SINCE 1989" along the upper arc

Smoke Brisket Not Meth v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL They didn't ask for thisDrug prevention campaigns spent billions when the answer was always a kettle grill and a fourteen hour cook. Nobody ever ruined their life chasing a perfect smoke ring, though their marriage might have questions about the brisket budget. The Details: A 1950s style white clip art illustration depicts a clean cut man in a dress shirt and tie standing beside a charcoal kettle grill with smoke rising from meat on the grate. Distressed white text below