I Don't Work Here - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Ornate white blackletter text reads

Ornate white blackletter text reads "Nihilists" above three high-contrast stencil-style portraits of the German nihilists arranged in a group

Chewing tobacco before a tilt-a-whirl is the kind of bulletproof logic only a pack of twelve-year-olds could unanimously endorse

Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top

Slapping "just kidding" underneath it is the only honest thing anyone has ever done with a collegiate font

Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black Ornate white blackletter text readsKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double