American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt fight Distressed white block text in

Distressed white block text in a weathered screen-print style reads "YOU CAN'T MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY

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Arched white block text reads "I'M JUST HERE" above a 1950s-style cartoon illustration of a grinning plumber mid-stride

giving working families a place to gather on weeknights

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American As Apple Pie - Women's T-Shirt fight Distressed white block text inApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple