Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex Hoodie nothing " Navy cursive script reads

" Navy cursive script reads "Red River Valley" and "League" beside a baseball illustration

matching distressed white serif text reads "HUCKLEBERRY

viewed through a car windshield

I wrote a song about it

Somewhere around drink three

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex Hoodie nothing " Navy cursive script readsPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits