Master Baster - Unisex Hoodie mountain view A red horizontal-line-hatched marquee banner

A red horizontal-line-hatched marquee banner below holds bold red block letters reading "ALL ★ STAR" and "LANES

Golden-tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor

" Orange text reads "(Next To Suite Lounge)" and "Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time

rising during the 1940s when air conditioning was still a luxury worth advertising

One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab

Master Baster - Unisex Hoodie mountain view A red horizontal-line-hatched marquee bannerBasting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge. Declaring yourself the master of it on a shirt just forces the whole family to confront it. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Master" overlapping a vertically oriented golden yellow turkey baster illustration with a bulb at top and tapered tube below. Matching distressed white script text reads "Baster" beneath the illustration. Fit