My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Inspired by Crocodile Dundee

Inspired by Crocodile Dundee

and "To Thanksgiving" on the third line

bringing organized baseball to a proud Iowa river town

which is the most sincere thing any city has ever done

Smaller white text reads "Baseball Club" alongside distressed gold lettering reading "EST

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Inspired by Crocodile DundeeSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and