Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s flanked by white clouds on

flanked by white clouds on each end

Navy spaced text below reads "Newport Beach

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Wearing a shirt that admits it's the unfunny one takes the same energy as introducing yourself as someone's disappointing friend

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Philosoraptor - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_80s flanked by white clouds onVelociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying rsum in academia. Plato never had claws, which is probably why his republic lasted longer than the Cretaceous. The Details: Green toned etching style illustration of a velociraptor bust draped in a toga and crowned with a laurel wreath. Golden tan serif text below reads "Philosoraptor." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring