Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Delusional optimism is just regular

Delusional optimism is just regular optimism with better stories

flanked by white serif text reading "ESTD" and "1997

Two fingers

" and "1902" flanking a cartoon beet mascot in muted reddish-purple and green

A retro-futuristic digital illustration of Korben Dallas' flying yellow taxi cab with a checkered stripe and rooftop "TAXI" sign sits centered

Chick Magnet - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Delusional optimism is just regularCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout