I Pee in Pools - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Schrute Farms Beets

Schrute Farms Beets

rendered in a mid-century cartoon mascot style

but that one arrived with a pedigree

Red cursive text reads "Willow Lounge" on either side

A digital illustration of Falkor the Luck Dragon depicts a white and light blue body with floppy ears

I Pee in Pools - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Schrute Farms BeetsPeeing in pools got its own vintage font treatment like it's a varsity achievement worth lettering in. Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest mounted confession. The Details: Golden yellow retro inline lettering with parallel stripe detailing and distressed texture reads "I PEE IN POOLS" across three stacked lines, styled in a 1970s groovy typeface. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a