Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie sports " "CALIFORNIA STATE LEAGUE

" "CALIFORNIA STATE LEAGUE

everybody else hears it detonate from across the barbecue

and lingonberry pancakes at Denny's

Distressed white arched text reads "Holyoke

grinning to reveal silver steel teeth

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie sports " "CALIFORNIA STATE LEAGUECalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,