I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt merced Some alleys were just lanes

Some alleys were just lanes and shoes

Inspired by WarGames

White woodcut-style illustration depicts an anthropomorphic cat in a trench coat

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

Greendale's finest somehow became K-12 champion

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex T-Shirt merced Some alleys were just lanesPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU