4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Wide white and blue serif

Wide white and blue serif text reads "ALL★AMERICAN BURGER" with red and blue horizontal stripes

Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

White uppercase text below reads "NOW YOU STICK TO THAT

They call it Scranton

mouth set in a grim scowl

4 Out of 5 Dentists Recommend Hockey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Wide white and blue serifDentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes. That fifth dentist who disagrees probably just finished paying off his own implants from beer league. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS" above three small stars flanked by decorative dots and lines. Smaller white sans serif text reads "RECOMMEND" above large halftone textured white block letters reading "HOCKEY," with two