New Year Grab a Beer - Unisex T-Shirt muncie A large black winged roller

A large black winged roller skate with golden-yellow wheels dominates the lower portion

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Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

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New Year Grab a Beer - Unisex T-Shirt muncie A large black winged rollerResolutions are just elaborate lies people tell themselves before returning to their habits. The only honest New Year's tradition involves admitting that optimism pairs best with alcohol. The Details: White block lettering reads "NEW YEAR!" above yellow text stating "GRAB A BEER!" in bold sans serif typography. A cartoon beer mug character displays a smiling face with stick arms and legs, topped with white foam and surrounded by yellow decorative