Guyabeetus - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Ratings don't lie

Ratings don't lie

gripping an M134 minigun

flanked by green serial numbers reading "B3TR0FFD3AD" and small text reading "FOUR WEEKS

" with horizontal slices through the letterforms evoking retro-futurist digital readouts

The Details:

Guyabeetus - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Ratings don't lieFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across