The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie denver this retro throwback captures the

this retro throwback captures the nostalgia of vintage TV at its best

Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend

Inspired by Sergio Leone's Spaghetti Westerns

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The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie denver this retro throwback captures theCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie