Alcohol First Then Relatives Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White your mom squad BFF

your mom squad BFF

comfiest shirt you’ll own

slaying the school pick-up

do you spend half the morning tugging and twisting your tee so you don’t look like a crumpled holiday cookie

” Whether you wear it for the punchline or the comfort

Alcohol First Then Relatives Ceramic Mug 15 oz Color:White your mom squad BFFAlcohol first, then relatives. The sequencing is critical, the order is non negotiable, and the holiday survival strategy has been refined over many years of field research. This alcohol first mug posts the pre game plan as a public service. The relatives are incoming. The preparation is in progress. Who this is for: The woman whose family gatherings require a very specific warm up routine The holiday gift that earns the biggest laugh from the right