Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL a shoreline

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the words "Bed & Breakfast" are printed in orange

Bold red capitals below read "STEAK & CHOP HOUSE" above flowing cursive reading "Lindy's

Arched distressed white text reads "BIG STICK" above a digital illustration of a grinning dog holding an oversized wooden branch in its mouth

" flanked by "ESTD" on the left and "1889" on the right with scattered stars

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL a shorelineRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY