American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie coen brothers Geneva's Pirates brought Class A

Geneva's Pirates brought Class A baseball to the Finger Lakes region starting in 1969

70s and 80s television

Diagonal black text across the body reads "BREMERTON

Arched white text reads "HERE TO GET" above larger white text reading "LUCKY

Somehow "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" didn't raise any red flags at the licensing office

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie coen brothers Geneva's Pirates brought Class AApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple