Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A go to staple for

A go to staple for many kids of the 80s

Punxsutawney already trusts a rodent in formal wear to predict the weather

Arched gold serif text reads "SHAWSHANK STATE PRISON" above smaller gold type reading "Since 1947

Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife

A small red ribbon banner sits centered beneath the text

Turtle's Surf Academy - North Shore Parody - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A go to staple forTurtle's entire teaching philosophy boils down to one lesson repeated hourly, don't go near the water. Enrollment includes cautionary tales and a complimentary shaka sign on your way out alive. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed teal wave curl surrounds white text reading "ESTD 1987" above bold yellow brushstroke script reading "Turtle's" and blocky pink uppercase text reading "SURF ACADEMY." A white shaka hand illustration sits centered