Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing two dot eyes

two dot eyes

Inspired by Die Hard

a white stick figure in mid-sprint trails orange flames from its back

Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

Stylized digital illustration depicts Bob McKenzie in a yellow and blue knit toque

Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Sweatshirt surfing two dot eyesMisanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple