Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal "Pan down" remains the two

"Pan down" remains the two most morally reckless words ever uttered at a homecoming carnival

Declaring yourself not a cop on a shirt is the most cop thing since asking if anyone knows where to buy drugs

Surviving a biker bar full of angry road warriors requires exactly one dance move

Teams like these were the soul of their towns

NEW YORK" above a downward-pointing chevron

Who Farted? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal "Pan down" remains the twoAsking "who farted" in a room has a 100% false denial rate and a 0% chance of producing a credible suspect. Nobody has ever answered honestly, making it the most rhetorically pointless question in human history. The Details: Distressed golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "Who Farted?" in rounded, flowing 1970s style letterforms with a vintage worn texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders