I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL flanked by laurel wreath branches

flanked by laurel wreath branches

rendered in flat color fills with bold outlines

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Bold block lettering reads "STAN MIKITA'S" above script reading "Donuts" with a sprinkled donut trailing speed lines

CA" with white text reading "SINCE 1997" at the bottom

I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL flanked by laurel wreath branchesClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker