Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Hoodie favz A gray crosscut saw banner

A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text reading "JOHN MATRIX

Circular portrait of Scott Howard in tan and brown tones tops a vintage shield-shaped label outlined in red with decorative wheat flourishes

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Bold golden-yellow text reads 'USCSS' and 'NOSTROMO' across the center

Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Hoodie favz A gray crosscut saw bannerTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script