I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Matrix canceled that reservation with

Matrix canceled that reservation with two syllables and zero guilt

" centered in the middle

and women with dagger tattoos

with a small white outlined military star centered at the bottom

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

I Pooped Today! - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Heather Matrix canceled that reservation withCelebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower. Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal. The Details: Distressed white bold uppercase text reads "I POOPED TODAY!" in a blocky, hand drawn style with worn grungy edges. Below, a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose. Fit & Fabric: