The Dude Abides Retro - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving

Printing "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore

Mick's training philosophy skips past nutrition plans and goes straight to demanding you metabolize weather phenomena

"COLT LANES" in bold white text

and a clock on the gable

A small yellow bobsled silhouette sits at the bottom

The Dude Abides Retro - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Printing "moist" over a ThanksgivingBowling lanes are the only cathedral where a bathrobe counts as formal attire and nobody questions a White Russian at 10 a. m. Radical indifference turns out to be the one philosophy that actually survives nihilists, pornographers, and a flying harness. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: White cursive script reads "The" above a white bowling pin with a red neck stripe, flanked by red, white, and light blue atomic starburst accents. Bold red