Rather Be Lucky Than Good - Women's T-Shirt brand A red Swingline stapler sits

A red Swingline stapler sits below with "Milton" in white cursive across it

Wearing it guarantees someone will ask if it's real

Edgar Frog handing you a business card while whispering about the undead is peak entrepreneurial energy from a fifteen-year-old Rambo cosplayer

Bold black block text below reads "I'M BAKING YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES

Red and white uppercase text below reads "HOTEL • POOL • CABANA CLUB

Rather Be Lucky Than Good - Women's T-Shirt brand A red Swingline stapler sitsChoosing fortune over skill is the official philosophy of people who peaked in gym class and still talk about it. Hard work is noble, but a horseshoe in your pocket requires zero cardio. The Details: Bold white text reads "RATHER BE LUCKY THAN GOOD" across four stacked centered lines in a vintage hand drawn style. Below, a cartoon leprechaun face winks with a mischievous grin, sporting a large orange beard and a green top hat with a white buckle and