Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL releasing a bowling ball with

releasing a bowling ball with motion lines trailing behind it

The Patterson-Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it

inspired by the classic sitcom that brought humor to the world of junk and salvage

Red text below reads "ONLY 25 CENTS" with the "25" crossed out inside a red circle-slash

bringing Class D baseball to a small North Texas town

Milton's Red Stapler - Come and Take It - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL releasing a bowling ball withReplacing a cannon with a red Swingline is the most honest downgrade in revolutionary history. Milton turned out to be the only person who actually followed through on a threat, and nobody even noticed until the building was ashes. Inspired by Office Space. The Details: White five pointed star frames a cartoon portrait of Milton Waddams peering out with oversized glasses and a flat, unblinking expression. A red Swingline stapler sits below with