Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Women's T-Shirt Movies Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "90"

Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "90" flank the mascot

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

two white and one red

Dalton's three rules are simple

" Red script text reads "Reds" across the center

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Women's T-Shirt Movies Golden-yellow numerals "18" and "90"Santa winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved