Zombie Before Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz graphic tee treating yourself after a long

treating yourself after a long week

or sparking giggles during Zoom calls with your besties

Introducing the I Didn't Mean To Push All Your Buttons Tee: the funny shirt that does the talking

“Is chaos a fashion statement yet

“That’s a horrible idea…count me in”

Zombie Before Coffee Ceramic Mug 15 oz graphic tee treating yourself after a longShuffling. Groaning. Reaching for things. The pre coffee state has a clinical name, and it's zombie. This mug is the antidote, administered orally. This zombie coffee mug diagnoses the morning condition accurately. Undead until brewed, human shortly after. Who this is for: The morning zombie seeking reanimation, daily The Halloween adjacent gift that works all year Anyone needing a zombie coffee mug that gets the condition The walking dead. ETA to