Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Jack Burton Trucking Co

Jack Burton Trucking Co

flanked by a golf bag on the left and a weathered halftone portrait on the right

A black and white cartoon penguin in a chef's hat stirs a mixing bowl with a red beak

Teal Chinese characters appear at the bottom

(Heathers are a durable cotton/poly blend)

Ernie McCracken's School of Bowling - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Jack Burton Trucking CoEnrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction, one signed headshot, and a forty minute monologue about Big Ern's greatest frames. Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife. Inspired by Kingpin. Part of our Retro Bowling collection, featuring the defunct alleys of yesteryear. The Details: Distressed white retro block text reads "ERNIE" with golden yellow "Est. 1979" beside it, above white text reading "MCCRACKEN'S."