Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Pulling off a dive nobody's

Pulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics

Weathered white text at the bottom reads "BELIEVIN'

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That little guy found the holiday spirit and then smoked it

Large decorative golden-yellow text reads "BUGGY WHIP" across the center

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Pulling off a dive nobody'sMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork