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Distressed red serif text below reads "TROJANS BASEBALL

Inspired by Stand by Me

Smokestacks defined that city's skyline

smaller golden-yellow text reads "HOUSTON

Hollywood's elite gathered beneath thatched roofs and carved tikis at 421 North Rodeo

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