Perkis Power - Long Sleeve T-Shirt syracuse and black illustration of Pee-wee

and black illustration of Pee-wee Herman's cruiser bicycle with streamers

Grilling enthusiasts who announce they rub their meat are just exhibitionists with a plausible alibi and a spice rack

MILF stands for freedom now

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

" A small cartoon baseball player accompanies bold text reading "PLAY BALL" at the bottom

Perkis Power - Long Sleeve T-Shirt syracuse and black illustration of Pee-weeLunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle, and the man responsible genuinely believes his cardio regime will unite the globe. Camp Hope never stood a chance against a pink unitard and a messiah complex. Inspired by Heavyweights. The Details: Pink block text with white outlines reading "PERKIS" arches above a cartoon illustration of Tony Perkis in a magenta unitard, arms outstretched holding dumbbells in a Vitruvian Man pose, centered over a blue