Be Excellent To Each Other - Unisex Tank Top mob its body shaped as a

its body shaped as a taco shell filled with green lettuce

Uncle Sam guilt-tripped a whole generation into the trenches

White lowercase bold sans-serif text on the left reads "where my hose at

Being the world's okayest neighbor means your lawn is alive but not thriving

representing a steel town already forging its identity

Be Excellent To Each Other - Unisex Tank Top mob its body shaped as aLincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So crates." Somehow the only commandment worth following came from a phone booth. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: A white stencil style portrait of Abraham Lincoln is centered at the top, flanked by three alternating red and blue stars on each side. Distressed white block text below reads "BE