Tee Shirt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt favmov Celebrating a successful bowel movement

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

and diagnosing every problem as needing more waves

A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below

Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft

" White text reads "APRIL 1982 · BRAD HAMILTON" above a small red

Tee Shirt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt favmov Celebrating a successful bowel movementLabeling a tee shirt "Tee Shirt" twice, once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti, is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents. The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling. The Details: White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion. Below, large angular white graffiti style tag lettering spells out "Tee Shirt" again, rendered in aggressive street art