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Unpainted Arizona - Unisex Hoodie hamilton Bold white sans-serif text readsUnpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip mall delusion Ed would never question. Slapping Est. 1987 on discount furniture merch is a loyalty oath only the right people decode. Inspired by Raising Arizona. The Details: Stylized green tree with a broad, flat canopy sits to the upper left. Distressed tan text in an angular southwestern font reads "Unpainted Arizona" below, with "Est. 1987"