Women's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares T-Shirt Size (Runs small, see sizing chart below):Large With a 1970s influenced design

With a 1970s influenced design aesthetic

"Once I replace my hair with serpents and develop a stare that turns people to stone it's all over for my haters" dish towel

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Women's Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares T-Shirt Size (Runs small, see sizing chart below):Large With a 1970s influenced designSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt