Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt TV Stalkers with a zero percent

Stalkers with a zero percent survival rate make for the worst squad since every last one got bodied by their own gimmick on live television

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Inspired by Commando

Somehow Hill Valley still gave him a tourism license in 1955

Reducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Long Sleeve T-Shirt TV Stalkers with a zero percentEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads