Americans Not American'ts - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Black/White/Black Golden-yellow arch-shaped frame encloses a

Golden-yellow arch-shaped frame encloses a black vinyl record silhouette with radiating lines at its center

and white paws peeks over the edge

Nice Guy Eddie's breakfast spot looks wholesome until you remember everyone who ate there ended up bleeding out on a warehouse floor

" while lower text reads "Pieces of Shit for Breakfast

carved quality

Americans Not American'ts - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Black/White/Black Golden-yellow arch-shaped frame encloses aSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split