Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white spaced-out text reads

Distressed white spaced-out text reads "SOMETIMES" above large weathered block lettering reading "YOU WIN

Curved green script reads "Watsonville" above large red cursive lettering reading "Pippins" with a swooping underline tail

" with "in Belmont Shore" in script and "LONG BEACH

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

Turkey gets the invite out of tradition

Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white spaced-out text readsLeaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer. Hallmark keeps rejecting that card for some reason. The Details: Arched cream retro text reads "Left an Unflushed Yule'log For Ya" curving over a posterized illustration of Santa Claus smoking a pipe, rendered in red, tan, and cream. Wisps of cream smoke curl upward from the pipe. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Features a feminine,