Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Arched white retro rounded text

Arched white retro rounded text reads "THEY HATE US 'CAUSE" across the top

Surviving a chain gang just to get bounced from a store selling ribbon by the yard is peak Odyssean indignity

A white skull with crossed fork and knife sits centered between "ESTD" and "1985

and hoop earring

Distressed white text reads "HOLIDAY" in bold block capitals above "Bowl" in flowing script

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Arched white retro rounded textDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching