I'm a Mess - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Pink script text reads "Riviera"

Pink script text reads "Riviera" above a white outline martini glass with bubbles and a pink-and-white alligator illustration

Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self-defense at Target

" formed by a lasso swung by a vintage cartoon cowboy in a ten-gallon hat

Refund policy is just him winking and hitting on your wife

Stating liturgical facts in a Santa hat with bottle service energy is just how the man celebrates

I'm a Mess - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Pink script text reads "Riviera"Cassette tapes walking around with their guts dragging behind them is just honesty most people can't commit to. Everyone else is unraveling too, they just haven't accepted the pencil isn't fixing it anymore. The Details: Bold black curved serif text reads "I'M A MESS" across the top. A hand drawn cartoon cassette tape character with a teal body, red coral label area, two white spools, and small arms and legs stands below, its magnetic tape ribbon