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Ornate distressed white script reads "Enzo's" above bold serif block letters reading "BAKERY

Nobody on that mountain operates in the same reality

trading suburban sidewalks for bamboo and tropical fantasy

Every pizza box leaving that shop is plausible deniability in cardboard form

A distressed half-sun graphic with alternating yellow and orange rays rises above a horizon line

Mount Rushmore Beers - Unisex Tank Top oakland Ornate distressed white script readsMount Rushmore holding beers is somehow a more honest representation of American values than the original sculpture. Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight. The Details: White illustration in a screen print style depicts Mount Rushmore with Washington, Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Lincoln each raising amber colored beer pints. Red and blue firework bursts with white dots fill the sky above the