Real Genius - Jerry's House of Popcorn - Women's T-Shirt rad Earning Employee of the Month

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

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A weathered white vintage bicycle illustration sits centered with "BC" above it

Pink script below reads "This Sh*t's Got Some Kick" above a lavender muscle car and "1 U

Part of our Defunct Baseball collection

Real Genius - Jerry's House of Popcorn - Women's T-Shirt rad Earning Employee of the MonthJerry Hathaway turning his laser popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt. Kernel thermodynamics are explained free of charge. Inspired by Real Genius. The Details: Brown and gold oval badge with large cream block text reading "JERRY'S" above a golden ribbon reading "ORIGINAL LASER FIRED." A house with a reddish brown roof sits center, surrounded by popped popcorn