Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Smaller text below reads "Southern

Smaller text below reads "Southern California Trolley League

Bold red block letters spelling "LANES" appear on rectangular tile shapes overlapping the lower edge of the ball

Earning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy

A second golden ribbon reads "HOUSE OF POPCORN" above a small white portrait flanked by "SINCE" and "1985

Red block text reads "MEAN MACHINE" across the upper portion

Fragile Balls Handle With Care - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Smaller text below reads "SouthernFragile balls requiring careful handling is either a Christmas ornament label or a very honest urology brochure. December just happens to be the one month both interpretations get equal airtime. The Details: Arched golden tan serif text reads "FRAGILE BALLS" above green pine branches with two hanging ornaments, one red orange and one golden yellow, suspended from dark caps and hooks. A scalloped border frames the bottom text reading "HANDLE WITH