Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Catching yourself quoting the one

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Distressed white text below reads "Looking Good

Every bruised knee just proved the concept

" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus sitting side by side in a golden sleigh

White cursive script reads "Beaches" over a pink triangle outline containing a curling light blue and white wave

Mind If I Smoke? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Catching yourself quoting the oneAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid