Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL STATE LEAGUE" above "SCRANTON

STATE LEAGUE" above "SCRANTON

White script text reads "Fabulous 32 automatic lanes" above angular dark lettering reading "Java Lanes" on pink rectangular blocks

A vintage hand-drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange

a 24-hour diner that never turned its lights off

Arched white serif text reads "LINCOLN" at the top

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL STATE LEAGUE" above "SCRANTONCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads